Things I wonder about Singapore and Singaporeans

1. Why Singaporeans don't queue up for MRT / Buses and Taxi.
2. Why Singaporeans walk like penguins \ / , and drag there feet when they walk .
3. Why Singaporeans cant speak normal English . 
4. Why Singaporeans don't give up seats on there own (Selfishness). 
5. Why all the advertisements have No 1 (No creativity).
6. Why there are not good Singapore movies & songs (Again no creativity, LKY decides the plot of the Mediacorp movies :-D ). .
7. Why Singapore girls dress like sluts (they say its normal in Europe ). 
8. Why Singapore guys wear caps when its so fucking hot here . 
9. Why there are so many gay looking guys in Singapore .
10. Why Singaporeans use out of context idioms and phrases .  
11. Why a lot of Singapore guys have chicken pox like  marks on there face. 
12. Why Singapore tamil look soo different compared to there Indian counterparts . 
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