Funy things happening in life ..
Funny things which I experienced after coming to Saudi Arabia .
1. An Indian and a Pakistani guy discussing cricket coolly (not even sarcasm ).
2. I am using a Pakistani Ayurvedic(herbal ) toothpaste for gingivitis .
3. I came to know one more fact , marriage makes you more corrupt or at least force you to do cheap things. :-D .
4. A liter of gas is cheaper than a liter of water in Saudi Arabia . gas (0.5 SAR(6INR) water 1 SAR (12 INR) ) :-D.
5. Filipino guys exchanges there wives with each other(in case the wife of the other guy is coming to Saudi). Its just to make sure that the women are getting the money and men are getting sex when they come to Saudi.(oohhh Its all about Sex and Money ) :-D ...
6. There are guys in Saudi Arabia who are working here from last 20 years (Thats funny because I thought of going back when I was at the immigration(It was sooo pathetic) ).
7. Religion makes a man dud.(Though I already know this, but I am getting a lot of examples here everyday ).
8. Someone told me this ... "When Arabs will start cleaning there toilets we will loose our jobs " :-D .
9. I cant see even a single church (Saudi is still safe otherwise there will be more churches than mosques :-D).
10.Funniest of all ....now I wake up every morning at 5:15 AM (wooo thats not funny at all that should fall under "How fucked up my life is in Saudi",if my friends will come to know about this they will outcast me ).
11. There is a law against gayness (you might be thinking this guy has a screwed up sense of humor , how can some one find this funny ..... but the funny part is ..... this law is just because its in Islam and stated somewhere in Koran.
12.Including Arabic now I know how to start a conversion in seven languages (and I am not talking about Indian languages) hmmm thats good ...
okei .. goodbye ..... sayonara ..... Allahafiz ....zà i jià n ... fir milenge nayee stories ke saath ... :-D
1. An Indian and a Pakistani guy discussing cricket coolly (not even sarcasm ).
2. I am using a Pakistani Ayurvedic(herbal ) toothpaste for gingivitis .
3. I came to know one more fact , marriage makes you more corrupt or at least force you to do cheap things. :-D .
4. A liter of gas is cheaper than a liter of water in Saudi Arabia . gas (0.5 SAR(6INR) water 1 SAR (12 INR) ) :-D.
5. Filipino guys exchanges there wives with each other(in case the wife of the other guy is coming to Saudi). Its just to make sure that the women are getting the money and men are getting sex when they come to Saudi.(oohhh Its all about Sex and Money ) :-D ...
6. There are guys in Saudi Arabia who are working here from last 20 years (Thats funny because I thought of going back when I was at the immigration(It was sooo pathetic) ).
7. Religion makes a man dud.(Though I already know this, but I am getting a lot of examples here everyday ).
8. Someone told me this ... "When Arabs will start cleaning there toilets we will loose our jobs " :-D .
9. I cant see even a single church (Saudi is still safe otherwise there will be more churches than mosques :-D).
10.Funniest of all ....now I wake up every morning at 5:15 AM (wooo thats not funny at all that should fall under "How fucked up my life is in Saudi",if my friends will come to know about this they will outcast me ).
11. There is a law against gayness (you might be thinking this guy has a screwed up sense of humor , how can some one find this funny ..... but the funny part is ..... this law is just because its in Islam and stated somewhere in Koran.
12.Including Arabic now I know how to start a conversion in seven languages (and I am not talking about Indian languages) hmmm thats good ...
okei .. goodbye ..... sayonara ..... Allahafiz ....zà i jià n ... fir milenge nayee stories ke saath ... :-D
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